DON'T PANIC! IT'S JUST A SIMULATION. RIGHT? – EXTROVERTED EDITION

DON'T PANIC! IT'S JUST A SIMULATION. RIGHT? – EXTROVERTED EDITION

Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to say it out loud. With conviction. And a little panic.

This shirt is for those moments when reality feels a little too glitchy, the headlines a little too dumb, and the simulation theory a little too plausible.
It doesn’t provide answers. But it does ask the question. Loudly.

Set in bold, all-caps type with just enough existential dread to pass for confidence.

Printed on a high-quality, pre-shrunk tee that’s soft, lightweight, and fits like you’ve worn it forever. Unisex sizing — because common sense doesn't come in gendered cuts. Available in black and white — because reason sees no color.

Designed for the ones laughing through the absurdity.
Printed for the people who’ve seen the code.

Also available in the Introverted Edition, for those who prefer their existential crises in lowercase.

View full size guide — opens in a new tab

Details (because details matter):
• Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Garment: Bella+Canvas 3001
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer:
Our images are digital mockups — not photos of the final shirts. We've aimed for accuracy, but minor differences on print size or placement may occur. Real product photography will come in future drops — because we believe common sense includes honesty.

Sustainability Note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why delivery takes a bit longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction — thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Legal & Compliance:
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Common Sense Supply Co ensures all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at cats@commonsensesupply.co or write to:

Konklusion v/ Petur Ellefsen
Jeppe Aakjærs Allé 12
5210 Odense NV
Denmark